How do I put this kindly....

I just received an email from my lovemate. He is obsessed with FreeDarko Imperials Limited Edition Prints. He wants them in his home.
While I appreciate his choice of limited edition art prints over typical sports posters, I have to say no, nope, no way, to this one.


I believe this is why man invented the garage, or, say, the basement.

comments+concerns welcome.

(P.S. Bethlehem Shoals, you are a genius and I am not worthy. I mean no disrespect)