Friday, February 19, 2010

I'll tell you a secret, let's make this perfectly clear, there's no secrets this year

So, Tiger Woods, {you may have heard of him} just concluded a "press conference" regarding his 'indiscretions.' Um, yeah, .....that was bull shit. In the communication's world, a celebrity speaking in front of media that his PR people have cautiously pre-selected and then not allowing questions is not called a press conference.
I think Tiger is a coward.
A real man, with real remorse, would not do a faux "press conference."
That got me thinking....
With all of these celebrities/politicians publicly saying that they are sorry for their numerous indiscretions, do those two little words....'I'M SORRY'.... hold weight anymore??
I don't think they do.
In any case, when caught with your pants down {or skirt up}, just go to Etsy.
They have many ways to 'show someone you really care.'
oh look...that's creative... thanks for the saw, its going to come in handy tonight when you're asleep.


you're not fooling anybody. everyone loves penguins, asshole.

yeah, and your actions are shit.
hahaha. oh little bear. I'm 'sorry' i gave you a black eye, but i'm still leaving.

hangs head in shame....cliche.


then shut the fuck up.

wait, why is there a photographer up in the window taking my photo?
is this going to be in US Weekly?

nope. no you can't.

nothing says 'sorry' like a hooker in a mini skirt.

i always knew the women that said 'its okay' were aliens.

really, this is your angle of apology?


stop crying hussy.

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