I'll stay home forever, where 2 and 2 always makes 5

LOVE.

{via Herman Miller via Yumlum's Etsy } Some of my fav's from the site.

Seriously, loving the Polaroid prints.

cross my heart and kiss my elbows.

romanticizing Etsy.

Audrey earrings

Ethereal winged top

Locket necklace

I'll tell you a secret, let's make this perfectly clear, there's no secrets this year

So, Tiger Woods, {you may have heard of him} just concluded a "press conference" regarding his 'indiscretions.' Um, yeah, .....that was bull shit. In the communication's world, a celebrity speaking in front of media that his PR people have cautiously pre-selected and then not allowing questions is not called a press conference.

I think Tiger is a coward.

A real man, with real remorse, would not do a faux "press conference."

That got me thinking....

With all of these celebrities/politicians publicly saying that they are sorry for their numerous indiscretions, do those two little words....'I'M SORRY'.... hold weight anymore??

I don't think they do.

In any case, when caught with your pants down {or skirt up}, just go to Etsy.

They have many ways to 'show someone you really care.'

oh look...that's creative... thanks for the saw, its going to come in handy tonight when you're asleep.

you're not fooling anybody. everyone loves penguins, asshole.

yeah, and your actions are shit.
hahaha. oh little bear. I'm 'sorry' i gave you a black eye, but i'm still leaving.

hangs head in shame....cliche.


then shut the fuck up.

wait, why is there a photographer up in the window taking my photo?
is this going to be in US Weekly?

nope. no you can't.

nothing says 'sorry' like a hooker in a mini skirt.

i always knew the women that said 'its okay' were aliens.

really, this is your angle of apology?

stop crying hussy.

They stretched and they stretched and they pulled and they yanked.

Everybody loves a baby elephant!

The Melbourne Zoo just welcomed its first ever baby elephant.

Click here to see the cuteness.

When I was in grade school I had to make a movie about how elephants got such long ears.

{this was before macbooks + movie making was easy}

We had this special projector film that you drew on with special crayons. Then we had to make a recording of the story + soundtrack on a cassette tape. My movie was awesome! And I got the best grade in the class!! You see, the reason why elephants have such big ears is because this outcast kid elephant ran away and these birds came and taunted him. They pulled and stretched his little ears until they were big and floppy. The story goes on but I can't tell you all of it before I submit it to The Academy {it's that good}.

I enlisted my brothers for voice overs and sound effects. Man, I need to see if my mom still has that. Let's hope it wasn't destroyed in the 'Great Basement Flooding of '09.' That would be tragic.

Anyway, below are some Etsy finds.

i know why the caged bird sings

Lovely Etsy finds

One side will make you grow taller....

I was over at A Mad Tea Party With Alis and realized two things:

1. That I need to make a moss terrarium, stat. And,

2. How wonderfully whimsical mushrooms are.

There is something woolgathering and fanciful about mushrooms (and not just when you are eating them. hey now.). They remind me of being a kid. Of hunting for mushrooms in our back woods. Of Alice in Wonderland.

I decided to go to the one place that carries all things crafty to see what I could find. Here are a few of the many items on Etsy.

Now I am off to watch Alice in Wonderland. I need to gear up because I am so excited about Tim Burton's upcoming adaptation. I can't hardly wait. And the best part is, I won't be terrified of the movie like I was as a child....or will I be?